Robert Bogue and Many Bruno will be joining us again this Monday, at 9:30pm. Be there, sons.
Limprovised Grope Chopra
Shows In May
We have shows May 5 and May 20! Reserve your steamy, soapy tickets today!
Here is an old Charcoal Ridge Tribal Pages Site. Most of it still holds up. Fun!
Tonight. 9:30pm. w/I Eat Pandas.
More Shows’s
As The Diamond Burns has another show coming up this Wednesday, at 8pm. We’ll be paired with a new and exciting sketch show: Even Ladies Shit The Bed.
So we believe this means you can get in free with either a UCB improv student id OR a sketch one. If not, it’s just $5 bucks.
Some more ATDB facts:
Izzy and Pip have admitted to kidnapping, torturing and killing Tango and Helena’s baby child, Trip, years ago - yet nobody, not even Pip or Izzy, know what happened to him. As one of the oldest people in Charcoal Ridge, perhaps Dr. Constantino Marcockis’s mother knows the answer, but she’s being kept in a perpetual coma by her own son…
Intrigue.
ATDB Facts #1
Tango McKnight has authored many books, including the prolific yet senseless, Never Say Diamonds Can’t Burn, which was adapted as a screenplay for the James Bond series but was ultimately killed in post.
Elizabeth “Izzy” McKnight has spent 5 nonconsecutive years of her life in prison. However, although both an admitted drug user and rapist, has yet to serve time for either due to a clause in the Charcoal Ridge Bill of Rights granting women of a certain financial stature free reign over substance and sexual abuse.
Pip McKnight once drove his house boat off a gorge during a flash drought. 80% of his brain was damaged beyond repair in the incident. Nobody noticed.
Sheriff Wild Bill Watson has two, and only two, vices. One is a good feta burger, the other is under-aged girls.
Helena DeBouché is not really French. But sometimes, at parties, she pretends to be.
Vivian DeBouché, although identical in every way to her twin sister, Helena, is actually ten years older.
Dr. Constantino Marcockis is one of the top surgeons in the country, repeatedly succeeding where God should’ve failed. In 2002, a temple was built in his honor by a group of grateful patients.
Mayor J. J. Jefferson is the latest in a long line of Jefferson Mayors yet has never won an election. Charcoal Ridge election law states that as long as people can’t read, nobody can vote.
Rex Mabius is the town’s resident “renaissance man.” He is a scientist, a tycoon, an international supermodel and an award-winning semi-professional sports journalist all in one.
Prudence Tally underwent extreme reconstructive surgery after falling from and under a tractor in 1997. She has since learned to cope with the tragic accident by starting a charity program where patrons are able to adopt mutilated animals and pay for their face lifts.
